You Better Be Careful Or Your Face Will Stick Like That
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For all you MSN search people who got here by searching "How to induce vomiting" or "Self induced vomiting" or "Dog swallowed socks/chicken bone" - Just shove your index finger down your throat and wiggle it around. If that doesn't do the trick, read on, dear bulimic friends.....
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My old car, as some of you know, was the Minty Squirrel.
Remember when the girls did the photo shoot last summer? (the Photo Shoot Picture and Learning About the Outdoors Posts)
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Maya just finished her end of the year project. She has been diligently working on the writing portion for three months at school. Please read her report below and comment on how smart she is. She is in fourth grade and writes better than I do!
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Maya had tryouts for track the other day.
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Yes. Yesterday was Maya's birthday. As per the usual routine, we skipped school and work to head out on a great day of adventure.
The very day after our great and wondrous adventure to Flaming Geyser (dramatic music) the girls and I had an adventure of another sort.
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Just as I was sitting down to dinner with the girls last night I was accosted with this question from Maya...
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For Christmas Megan got me the book "Mortified - Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic." The back of the book reads....
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I would like to announce two of the most exciting blogs to hit the blogosphere for quite some time. Maya and Sophie are no longer just guest blogging, they have their own.
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by Maya
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Last night, as I pulled into my driveway after work, I noticed my daughters and their friend Grace riding madly up and down the sidewalk in front of the house on their bikes. They all had signs taped to the front of their bikes.
And the haircuts aren't to shabby, either!
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Maya's report card comment section:
I know that you have all been just dying to know how the Science Fair Experiment is going. I mean, just what is a guinea pig's favorite fruit or vegetable anyway? You need to know!
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Maya is also finding out in her experimentation that guinea pigs are also slow and (I hate to say it) relatively unintelligent.
Hurray for Science! This is fun.
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Just so you know, the title does not refer to me.
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I have a different babysitter over this winter break. She is a teenager.
All this in one day.
And I didn't even mention that on the first day she got in trouble because when I came home these items were all gone...
I had to talk to her about this on the very first day!
I have another babysitter, never fear. I think the worst is over.
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Last night Maya was in her school's Holiday Play/Musical thing. She was one of the chorus and sung her little heart out.
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When I was growing up I would get REALLY excited for holidays. I was the youngest in my family and I think also the most outwardly emotional.
****ahem**** I'm not trying to brag or anything.....but I made those costumes.
And credit for the pictures to the coolest parents ever in the entire world - Sean and Megan (who begat the great and wonderful Piper, North and Abbie.) You guys are the greatest family in the history of mankind.
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I am not usually someone who feels the overwhelming need to kill someone.....but, yesterday I came very, very close.
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