Comic Relief from the Soph-ster

The following things have actually be said by my 6 year old over the past few months:


Sophie: "If you go to Juvie, can you ever come back?"

Me: "Do you know what Juvie is? It means Juvenile Hall, and it is prison for kids."

Sophie: "Oh.....I pictured a purple fuzzy building with the word "Juvie" in rainbow letters - the letters are dancing."

Me: "Oh.....uh, nope."

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"I am getting old. I have hair on my knuckles."

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Sophie: "I am drawing a "Y" on the ground to mark my buried treasure."

Me: "Isn't that supposed to be an "X"?"

Sophie: Well, I don't want anyone to find it.

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