Ba-Da-Bum..
Sophie told me this joke at dinner tonight:
There were three people named Shut up, Poop and Manners. They got in a car wreck. Manners was helping Poop while Shutup went to the police station. He ran in and the police said, "What's your name?"
"Shut up!"
"What's your name, son?"
"Shut up!"
"Where's your manners?"
"He's getting poop out of the ditch!"
I.am.so.proud.
posted by Shari @ 11/07/2006
8 comments
8 Comments:
Oh i would be too. Totally way :)
So...is it bad if I start stealing the jokes of a nine year old? It's bad isn't it?
Doh, it was Sophie and not Maya...so that makes it even worst.
Most excellent joke! I'm going to tell it to my boys tonight!
You MUST have her audioblog this joke!
Okay, I laughed outloud at this one. I think it's getting late. I'm probably overly tired.
*giggle*
She is positively adorable.
I've read some of your blogs and want to tell you that you and your girls are beautiful! You look so much like my sis Linda. I love your town blogs. I was going to settle in Portland. Loved all the wilderness around. Spring flowers are fantastic! I was married to an awful verbally abusive husband who said awful things to me, also. I tried 3 times! Each marriage got better but never perfect. I'm pretty invisible now at 60. Women who were very pretty when they were young and had soooo much male attention, fall hard. Now, I can be struggling like hell outside shoveling snow and young guys go by and wave or ignore. The real world to the size 14 and up and over 50 crowd. My husband is 74 and has a bad heart but he tells me everyday that he thinks I'm beautiful. Thanks for sharing your life! Darlene
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