For all you MSN search people who got here by searching "How to induce vomiting" or "Self induced vomiting" or "Dog swallowed socks/chicken bone" - Just shove your index finger down your throat and wiggle it around. If that doesn't do the trick, read on, dear bulimic friends.....
For all those times you just would rather scream "EEEK" and stand on a chair.
Call 1-800-smooshit and get your Insta-man on it's way.
*For a limited time, Insta-Man 5000 comes equipped with bug killing club.
posted by Shari @ 11/03/2005
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I abhor water chestnuts, belly buttons, spiders, phlegm or the sound of ice coming out of those plastic tray things.
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This is fantastic news. FANTASTIC NEWS!
me me me! I want one! I don't care about the bug killing bit (I tend to like and rescue bugs if they're not Cockies).
Me me me!
I'll order a good looking one, thanks :)
I want one, especially one that will hang pictures and repaint the living room ceiling, but I DO NOT want one that plays golf. Is that extra?
Ah, margalit, you bring up a good point. To avoid further confusion, that IS NOT a golf club in the Insta-man's grip. It is a "Bug Killing Club". Huge difference.
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