Thursday, May 19, 2005

Stoner(s) Finally Given Deserved Credit

"The City Council voted unanimously to name the present and future City Council Chambers after former council member and mayor, William S. (Bill) Stoner."

So, my town now has an official "Stoner Room". Can you picture it? You knock on the door, there is much shuffling and "Just a minute!'s" before the council chamber's door cracks open and smoke rolls out. Inside is lit by the faint glow of one lava lamp and all the council members are seated on their bean bag chairs with name placards in front of them. Glazed eyes, Cheeto stained fingers....coughs are emitted without opening their lips.....

The discussions will be interesting,

Councilman 1: "Dude, did you see the size of that pothole on Main Street?"
Councilman 2: "Whoaaaa, that was a pothole? Oh, MAN, I thought it was one of our ArtWalk sculptures depicting the depths of societal degradation."
Councilman 3: "We should totally leave it! Don't you think that if hair was flowers councilman Offenbecher would be sporting mums?" (laughs and coughs uncontrollably)


At 8:38 AM, Blogger Aarwenn said...

Only in SEATTLE!

Now, if we could just get a skate park...


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