Go Kiss Yourself
Grrr....
I think that Autumn has the same effect on me that Spring has on most people. Hmmmm....I'm impatient. I want to travel. I want to be surrounded by people. I want....I want to have crazy anonymous monkey sex with almost any random passer-by.
Don't worry I won't actually do it. Its just that I want to.
In reality, I can have perfectly good sex with myself. It is even more likely to be more satisfying. I can handle that. I could maybe go for the rest of my life not having sex with anyone - but I miss kissing.
You can't kiss yourself.
posted by Shari @ 10/25/2007
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8 Comments:
Geez - everyone is so damn horny just now!
Where were you lot two months ago when I was a complete walking hormone, ready to impregnate anything with a pulse and a skirt (which is confusing when your compatriots have a habit of wearing kilts...)?
Now I'm buried deep in books and spreadsheets, thinking higher cerebral thoughts, whilst female friends keep telling me how damp their panties are...
Control yourselves!
What, exactly, is monkey sex?
Well, it's either going to be sex with a monkey (and presumably with the passer-by as well)...
Or sex like a monkey (with the passer-by)...
I believe the former is illegal in many states (though probably not Texas...)
Shari?
One cannot kiss onesself. They should mkae a sex toy for that.
Ant, I definitely did not mean sex WITH a monkey. (Ultra Toast - Mr. Bananas being the exception here.)
To me "monkey sex" is just loud, screeching, grunting, swing from chandeliers (or vines, whatever is available at the time)sex. You know....uninhibited. Lights on. Noisy.
Now do you know what I mean?
I always walk into the middle of these conversations...
ok, i feel like i should comment, but i got nuthin. once again, you've summed things up perfectly.
and, as usual, you make me laugh.
Bah, you want anonymous monkey sex, go get yourself some. For real, just be safe. You won't get a peep of judgment from me on that one.
Or you know, you could get yourself a little drawer full of toys. Whichever.
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